remembering the dog days of summer

chillin' by the pool,

waiting for another dogarita

vegetarian humor

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Sauteed Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Republican?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

last post today: a QUIZ

whose birthday is today?

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happy birthday, buddy!

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i wish i could remember these things

same wishes to you, too, belatedly, mr. pickle.

monkey art update

give a primate a block of marble and a chisel,

and they'll make a masterpiece every time.

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since selling out their current fabulous exhibit of ape art at zanzibar's coffee adventure, the resident artists at the great ape trust have turned their sights to something of a more permanent nature: the great sculptures of michelangelo. above is a sneak peak at their first effort.

wild claims recently overheard, part 2

claimed he'd been reading "today's sermonette."

[thanks, kyle!]

ATTENTION: parents of young children

PLEASE READ WITH CARE

[click on image to view in larger format, please]

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there really is not much i can add to this.

however, rest assured that here at the orphanage,

--ALL balloons and inflatable toys are in locked cabinets;

--toilet security has been beefed up;

--orphans are no longer permitted to urinate and defecate outside.

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please post any suggestions or ideas.

ask your doctor if ...

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...getting off YOUR ass is right for YOU!
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a rant so right, even my right-winged friends can agree.

and speaking of asses...




[from a loyal reader--thanks!]