Thursday, 3 January 2008

quote of the day

The new Team Astana has started out the new year with a win. Sports Director Sean Yates [b. 5.18.60] won the Southborough and District wheelers 10-mile time trial on New Years Day – 30 years to the day after he first won the race.
When he was given the prize – a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape. "If I keep progressing like this, I might well turn pro one day," he joked. Yates raced as a professional from 1982 to 1996. After drinking half the bottle, according to a team press release, he said, "This cycling lark is piss easy."

another morning at the waveland

one pancake, a slice of ham, an over-easy egg and lots of barely drinkable coffee with bill richardson, fred thompson, ron paul, john edwards, john roberts and the rest of the "best team in politics," a bunch of secret service-looking people, and too many out-of-place and uncomfortable-looking republicans anxious for face time on cable news. and me, listening to npr on my walkman, wearing my little joe biden pin.
impressions:
1--bill richardson wanted to eat my breakfast;
2--I'M glad fred's not MY grandpa;
3--ron paul looks like a kid who promised to be good if his parents would take him to the circus;
4--john edwards would look better in jeans and a flannel shirt;
5--the massive cnn crew wants to get the hell out of cold weather.
it's gonna be interesting tonight, tomorrow, and the next few weeks.

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

race season 2008 begins!

i had no idea how exciting these competitions were
until i read all about them; why don't YOU?
1/06/08 Valley West Wipeout, West Des Moines
1/12/08 Harper's Cycling & Fitness Rollerhead, Muscatine

1/26/08 Victorian House Bed & Breakfast,Washington
1/27/08 Bikes Two You, Grinnell

2/03/08 Rollin' the Rapids, Cedar Rapids

2/10/08 ISU Roller Race, Bike World Ames

2/17/08 Des Moines Rollin' the DSM Y
2/24/08 FROSTBUSTER 13, Cedar Falls

caucus night tough guy/good guy points

two-fers here in iowa, boys and girls!
how?
1--go to the iowa bicycle coalition;
2--download and print a few copies of the 2007 iowa caucus resolution proposal;
3--RIDE YOUR BIKE TO YOUR CAUCUS to show how serious you are about the bicycle as a viable form of transportation; and
4--let me know that you did.
i'll confer official tough guy points for your efforts.
.....
chuck norris ain't got nothing on ME!

over the coffee

IT'S NOT CALLED THE SILLY SEASON FOR NOTHING
- by Donald Kaul
Once upon a time, not that long ago, I was an all-purpose political commentator, geysering opinions on world affairs, global warming, the price of oil. I was really something.
Now I just write about religion, mainly. Who's Christian, who's not. Who believes in God more; less.
God I'll be glad when the Iowa Caucuses are over.
They used to be kind of fun, you know. They used to be about major issues of the day. I remember back in 1968 when Gene McCarthy challenged President Lyndon Johnson on the issue of the war in Vietnam. People almost came to blows in the caucus meetings that year.
Now you can't even mention the war in candidate debates. Really. In the most recent debates the monitor, the editor of the newspaper formerly known as the Des Moines Register, actually forbade discussion of the war in Iraq. And the candidates, Democrats and Republicans alike, went along with the gag.
Instead of a boring old issue like the war she asked them, I'm told, what their New Year's resolutions were. And they told her.
I haven't checked, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Jefferson Memorial moved three inches off its foundation.
Mike Huckabee, the former Baptist preacher, seems to be winning the God game for the Republicans. The most recent polls put him at 35 percent, compared to 27 for Mitt Romney, the previous front-runner. Asked to account for that, Huckabee said:
"There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of 5,000"
Poor Mitt. He's forced to spend his time convincing Iowa's conservatives he's more religious than that and, like any good Christian, that he hates illegal immigrants more than Huckabee does. But always he makes sure to say things like: "Most of us believe in God."
"Marriage is between a man and a woman."
To which smart aleck Huckabeephiles might say "and a woman and a woman and a woman." (I myself, by the way, would never make a joke like that. It is racist. It is sexist. It is Mormonist. I'm just reporting the news.)
Romney tried to gain an advantage by saying that Huckabee, when governor of Arkansas, issued more than 1000 pardons to convicted criminals.
Huckabee's forces shot back by planting a scurrilous story that Mrs. Romney had given $150 to Planned Parenthood in 1994.
I'll tell you, politics can be a dirty business.
John McCain, who is disappearing from the radar screen in Iowa, is left with issues like the mortgage crisis or the war (when debate monitors are out of the room) or even campaign finance. How he ever expects to get nominated talking about things like that I'll never know.
The religious issue isn't that big a deal in the Democratic contest in Iowa. Once you lay to rest the rumor that Barak Obama is a secret Moslem there's not much there.
Democrats tend to argue about which of them is more electable. Hillary Clinton thinks she is because she's spent time in the White House. Obama says he's the one who can mend the frayed seams in the fabric of the party and, later, the nation. John Edwards says he's got the best policy positions and Joe Biden claims to have the most expertise, Bill Richardson the most experience.
There's some truth in all of those claims but you have to wonder whether anyone cares.
Looking at the Republican candidates, you would think that any of the Democrats would be electable. This is the weakest Republican field---in terms of credentials and experience---in memory. The only one among them who seems as though he could do the job without adult supervision is McCain and his party doesn't like him much.
Still, that's why they have elections, isn't it?
I'll just be happy to see the back end of the Iowa caucuses. I'm religioned out.

"Distributed by MinutemanMedia.org."

can biden defy the iowa odds?


ABOVE: Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Joe Biden speaks during a house party in Marion, Iowa.

[see joe biden at raccoon river brewery new year's day here]

Facing celebrity candidates endowed with hundreds of millions of dollars, the one thing Joe Biden may have going for him with only days to go before the Iowa caucuses are low expectations. For most of the campaign, few pundits or members of the media have given the Delaware Senator much of a chance of having a respectable showing in Iowa. "The people that come out of here are going to be the ones that beat the expectations that [the media sets], it could be four people, it could be three people," Biden told TIME on Monday. "The plain old politician in my fingertips tells me that we're going to do well."
"Well," in his case, would be for Biden to come in fourth behind the front-running pack of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards, and lately it seems that he may have a real shot. For Iowans looking for an experienced candidate, Biden arguably has the longest and most distinguished resume in the field. And it is on that strength that he is drawing surprising support in pockets across Iowa, particularly in the eastern cities like Dubuque and Cedar Rapids, as well as in rural areas, where he's giving Edwards a run for his money.
One hears caucus-goers mention Biden's name wistfully at events for Clinton, Obama or Edwards. Biden's a politician with a lot of experience that many voters wish had more money and little bit of that youthful energy that symbolizes change. Still, caucus-goers flock to hear him, eager to ask the Senate Foreign Relations Committee chairman about Iraq and Pakistan, Iran and North Korea.
"People have been kind to say, including even the national press, that I am qualified to be President of the United States, that I could win a general election, but how can he win the caucuses?" Biden told a crowd of several hundred people crammed into an Ames library Monday. "The only thing that I ask you, and the only responsibility to the Democrats in the rest of the country I think you have, is not to be pundits but to pick for them who you believe that the most qualified persons are to be in the finals."
Biden has seen standing room-only crowds, like the one in Ames, across the state in recent weeks. And the Ames audience was twice moved to its feet in ovations for Biden's stump speech — a surprisingly brisk 18 minutes compared to Obama's nearly hour-long closing argument, Hillary's 45-minute speeches and Edwards' typical 35-minute spiel. Biden by comparison spends more than an hour answering questions, a strategy, his communications director Larry Rusky says, that is starting to pay off.
In addition to the large crowds, Biden yesterday signed up more than 100 precinct captains — people who will stand up and argue for him in the individual caucuses — in a single day and has raised $750,000 online in the last month. And while he hasn't budged much in recent Iowa polls, Biden has gained most in the category of experience. Of the 33% of likely Iowa caucus-goers polled by ABC News/The Washington Post who said experience was the most important quality in a candidate, nearly half said they favored Clinton, 15% said Edwards, 10% chose Biden and 9% picked Obama.
Biden is betting that caucus-goers, whose average age is 61, will ultimately value experience over other qualities. And he claims that despite what Obama, Edwards or Clinton claim, he is also the real change candidate. "Each of the major things that I've done, I've done alone," Biden said, citing his list of achievements from authoring the Violence Against Women Act to convincing former President Bill Clinton to intervene in Bosnia. "No one supported my plan for exiting Iraq [a federalist plan which has become the model endorsed by congressional Democrats] and yet in all those instances, people came around. That's change."
By comparison, during his six years in the Senate, Biden continued, Edwards "only passed four bills and they've all been about post offices, I mean literally, because most freshman Senators don't get things passed. Barack Obama hasn't passed anything. And there's not a major bill that I know of with Hillary's name on it. I mean, where have they generated this change and leadership?"
Biden's campaign has been an old-fashioned retail operation, with him and his family blanketing the state. The strategy worked well for Jimmy Carter, who won his term after investing a lot of time shaking hands and answering every question in Iowa. Biden's large extended family, including his mother, siblings, kids and grandkids, have held more than 2,000 events across the state for him. That's compared to the nearly 140 events Obama's wife and sisters have hosted, 40 events held by Clinton family members including husband former President Bill Clinton, and the few dozen campaign events held by Elizabeth and Cate Edwards.
"We?ve particularly seen people coming from the Edwards camp and the Clinton camp," said Rusky. "The Clinton people are starting to realize that Joe Biden is really the most electable candidate, the one guy who can take on the Republicans on national security. And I think with Edwards, you know we compete with John Edwards for the Iowans, you know the traditional Iowa caucus-goers and I think at this stage we've really opened up the field. They find Joe Biden is more authentic, and closer to them in terms of their philosophy."
Still, there is no doubt that Biden faces a serious uphill battle. Overall, he has 5.2% support in the polls, according an average of Iowa polls by Real Clear Politics, much less than the 15% he needs to gain viability in all of the 1,781 caucuses. If he fails to get that 15%, his supporters are redistributed to other candidates. But Biden is betting that he will reach that magic 15% number in his eastern strongholds and in enough rural caucuses — he has personally visited 94 or Iowa's 99 counties — to place fourth even though New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson is currently polling ahead of him.
Ultimately, Biden thinks enough Iowans will make a late decision to throw their support behind him that he'll be able to go to New Hampshire with a fighting chance. "People are coming up handing me their Hillary buttons, handing me their Edwards buttons. Last night two Obama precinct captains walked up to me and said 'You know, we're switching.'"

Tuesday, 1 January 2008

a new year's resolution

. . . . .
i no longer make new year's resolutions.
i quit smoking cigarettes twenty years ago today, oddly enough--i seriously hadn't thought of that until i was halfway through that first sentence, in fact--but even that wasn't a "resolution."
i just quit.
but when i ran across this photo, i changed my mind.
i hereby resolve to find a woman--in DES MOINES--who will do this;
who will ride her bike in a dress, heels, and fake fur coat
to a new year's eve party.
or, hell, to ANY party, for that matter.
.....
wish me luck!
naturally, i'll keep you posted.
oh, and happy new year's and all that shit.