cyclist's dictionary: tough guy points

chad and i, saturday afternoon, 115-345 pm

not epic, just fun...old cross bikes with full fenders

.....

and to the young man in the shiny, black lincoln navigator

on polk boulevard with the honking horn:

well, fuck you, too!!!

.....

kids say the darnedest things, redux
overheard in a local coffeeshop [names have been changed, et cetera]:

luke: "zeke and i were just talking, since you've spent all this time at that [ivy league college], we'll have to help you get cleansed of all those liberal influences, and restore your conservative values."

rick: [ivy league college] isn't really all that liberal. it's old money, old conservative money."

luke: "well, not the professors."

rick: "it's kind of hard to lie, you know. any time you get a large group of intelligent people around, they're bound to be pretty liberal."