a new year's resolution

. . . . .

i no longer make new year's resolutions.

i quit smoking cigarettes twenty years ago today, oddly enough--i seriously hadn't thought of that until i was halfway through that first sentence, in fact--but even that wasn't a "resolution."

i just quit.

but when i ran across this photo, i changed my mind.

i hereby resolve to find a woman--in DES MOINES--who will do this;

who will ride her bike in a dress, heels, and fake fur coat

to a new year's eve party.

or, hell, to ANY party, for that matter.

.....

wish me luck!

naturally, i'll keep you posted.

oh, and happy new year's and all that shit.