things found while surfing the internets

you can find the craziest things on the internets these days. i have a search program that sends me posts about me, or things similar to me ["mostly reverend" and such], and while most times it's just some "reverend" who is thankful for "mostly" sunny skies or such, every now and then the similarities are so close--and just so "not me"--that it gives me a chuckle. well, here's one that i received a few days ago. let's read along together...

Dear Capricious Kim,

Posted Thursday, December 27, 2007 by PRC's Czar of Information

Oh, how we once were inspired

By your revolts against the higher

And how you represent our cycling community

With your flavor of audacious impunity

We've always entertained your thoughts

And your creative anti-Christian plots

All amidst your governmental doting

And your shameless self-promoting

And we've heard you claim to support us gals

Yet you will insult us anyhow?

Acting so tough in front of the boys

But alone with us you're a soft putty toy

Despite that your words could never do us in

Still, we hope you could clue us in

Because we just don't know anymore

What the hell you're standing for

Or, what you're standing against

Grandpa Kim please make some sense

You mock us to every end

And then call yourself a Reverend?

Do you need another reminder

You're in great risk of getting Alzheimers

You've mistaken us girls for an easy match

And starting throwing boomerangs you can't catch

So let's hear you testify

Why PRC gals should be so denied

And how is it you see the gold

Picking on girls with the same goals

This is your chance to make everything clear

Before the ice melts off your beard

And as you grind away your mental cog

Wait - oh my God!

We forgot you can't, you can't comment on this blog.

So in lieu of that let's just say this

There's no need to be filled with vinegar and piss

No matter whose party we court

We're all out here to support our sport
-from the girls of PRC

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as i said, usually these random hits are just funny little things that only give me a chuckle as i ponder other not-too-parallel universes. but i don't know, this one seems to be a more slightly skewed universe.

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and this gem found just today by an alert reader:

From a Clinton campaign email list:
"The Iowa caucus process is a broken and flawed process. It was designed to allow for the active party Dems generally known to one another to assign delegates and was not designed to handle a flood of students and independents. It was a system designed to give more power to Dem party loyalists. In the tension over whether the candidates should be chosen by the party or by the general public, the Iowa caucus was designed to give the party the advantage. For this reason, the Iowa system failed on Thursday."

[thanks, b.g.]