another cinco de mayo, and another orphanage reunion to share glory days stories. long a tradition here, we don our festive clothes, boogie down to aguilera real, and get totally shit-faced, telling stories confirming our bicycle prowess, on the ONE DAY each year that such yarn-spinnig is permitted in polite society. if YOUR household or circle of friends does NOT conduct itself in this manner, i would STRONGLY urge that you adopt this fine, restrained, gentile tradition.
because, confidentially, we all get really sick of hearing you brag about yourself day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after fucking day.
in polite society, it is allowed ONLY on cinco de mayo.
so get over yourself. geebus.
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