i didn't see THIS one coming

man, i thought that shit really worked.

now what am i gonna do with all THIS crap?

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speaking of all this crap, i failed to notice that my last post was #1000 in a series of dog knows how many daily sermonettes. well, let me be the first to congratulate me on such perseverance. i am one damned formidable blogger, let me tell you that. and i intend to keep on blogging until the lady in the pant suit tells me to stop.