small bikes and cars

[to my good friend and fellow doctor, seuss]

kim i are;
i are kim.
i are kim;
kim i are

that kim-i-are,
that kim-i-are,
i do not like that kim-i-are!

do you like small bikes and cars?
i do not like them, kim-i-are!
i do not like small bikes and cars.

would you like them here or there?
i would not like them here or there.
i would not like them ANYwhere.
i do not like small bikes and cars;
i do not like them, kim-i-are.

would you like them in a house?
would you like them with a mouse?
i do not like them in a house;
i do not like them with a mouse.
i do not like them here or there;
i do not like them ANYwhere.
i do not like small bikes and cars;
i do not like them, kim-i-are.

would you like them in a box?
would you like them with a fox?
not in a box. not with a fox.
not in a house. not with a mouse.
i would not like them here or there.
i would not like them ANYwhere.
i would not like small bikes and cars.
i do not like them, kim-i-are.

would you? could you? in a car?
like them! like them! here they are.
i would not, could not, in a car.

you may like them. you will see.
you may like them by a tree!
i would not, could not by a tree.
not in a car! you let me be!
i do not like them in a box.
i do not like them with a fox.
i do not like them in a house.
i do not like them with a mouse.
i do not like them here or there.
i do not like them ANYwhere.
i do not like small bikes and cars.
i do not like them, kim-i-are.

a train! a train!
a train! a train!
could you, would you, on a train?
not on a train! not by a tree!
not in a car! kim, let me be!
i would not, could not, in a box.
i could not, would not, with a fox.
i will not like them with a mouse.
i will not like them in a house.
i will not like them here or there.
i will not like them ANYwhere.
i do not like small bikes and cars.
i do not like them, kim-i-are.

say! in the dark? here, in the dark!
would you, could you, in the dark?
i would not, could not, in the dark.

would you, could you, in the rain?
i would not, could not, in the rain.
not in the dark. not on a train.
not in a car. not by a tree.
i do not like them, kim, you see.
not in a house. not in a box.
not with a mouse. not with a fox.
i will not like them here or there.
i do not like them ANYwhere!

you do not like small bikes and cars?
i do not like them, kim-i-are.

could you, would you with a goat?
i would not, could not, with a goat!

would you, could you, on a boat?
i could not, would not, on a boat.
i will not, will not, with a goat.
i will not like them in the rain.
i will not like them on a train.
not in the dark! not by a tree!
not in a car! you let me be!
i do not like them in a box.
i do not like them with a fox.
i will not like them in a house.
i do not like them with a mouse.
i do not like them here or there.
i do not like them ANYWHERE!
i do not like small bikes and cars!
i do not like them, kim-i-are.

you do not like them, so you say.
try them! try them! and you may.
try them and you may, i say.
kim! if you will let me be, i will try them.
you will see.
.....
say! i like small bikes and cars!
i do! i like them, kim-i-are!
and i would like them in a boat.
and i would like them with a goat...
and i will like them in the rain.
and in the dark. and on a train.
and in a car. and by a tree.
they are so good, so good, you see!
so i will like them in a box.
and i will like them with a fox.
and i will like them in a house.
and i will like them with a mouse.
and i will like them here and there.
say! i will like them ANYWHERE!
i do so like small bikes and cars!
thank you! THANK YOU!! kim-i-are!

.....
[ahhh, if only they weren't so fucking stupid]